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pixography:

Surreal Gallery

pixography:

Surreal Gallery

it8bit:

Anatomical Anomaly
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it8bit:

Anatomical Anomaly

T-shirts available for a limited time for $13.95(US) @Naolito

Created by Naolito || Tumblr

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

recklessruffles:

calatonic:'Neon Bed'-from LET THERE BE NEON by Rudi Stern

recklessruffles:

calatonic:'Neon Bed'-from LET THERE BE NEON by Rudi Stern

zodiacchic:


more here (:
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

iwishihadafather:

this is performance art